Years and years of waiting for an all-wolf cast movie, and out comes Alpha and Omega. Sadly, this film falls behind as the runt of the pack.
Unless you're a purist believer in wolves, you might want to cringe as you watch this film. As much as the trailer says "We can eat together, but we can't, you know, howl together", you'll probably be agreeing by whimpering in pity instead at the end.
So, here are 10 things from the movie which might have just easily gone to the dogs:
1. Wolves do more than just howl; they burst out into song.
2. The moon brings out the show-biz performer in every wolf.
3. Alpha she-wolves have all the flexibility of Olympic gymnasts.
4. Eating too many berries will make you go high and hippie-like.
5. Male wolves have toilet issues and possibly smaller bladders than the females.
6. Don't leave frosting on your mouth, especially if you're a member of the canine family.
7. A piece of log equals one wild joyride.
8. Birds play golf in the hopes of getting, well, a birdie.
9. It is pointless to do a rain dance in the middle of a downpour.
10. If you want to bring down a pack of birds, howl completely out of tune.
Looks like there isn't the perfect wolf movie yet, so until then, guess we'll all be howling at the moon.
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