The universe of the malicious master of the macacbre is well-known for being bold, loud and in-your-face. So, whether you choose or not to live your life as a gun-toting hitman, a wandering swordsman, or even a Basterd, here are 10 cool reasons to live for if life was a Quentin Tarantino movie:
1. No one is ever going to reprimand you for carrying a weapon (katana, morning star, baseball bat etc.) wherever you go.
2. You must have seriously bad-ass potential if the world pauses for a moment to reveal your name on screen. (Even better if it's accompanied by blaring music; think Hugo Stiglitz!)
3. Applies to girls only, but you can get away with plotting your revenge on that unfortunate bastard who's screwed up your life.
4. The best confrontations are the ones that take place in F&B outlets.
5. Unless you're prepared to face some serious bad shit, don't go into the toilet. (pun intended)
6. If you've been given a nickname (Apache, Bear Jew, Black Mamba, The Wolf etc.), be very proud of it and live up to that name.
7. A Mexican standoff has many different meanings and variations (guns vs guns, little gun vs big shotgun, katana vs katana, machinegun in the basement vs grenades above ready to blow).
8. You get your final say as you quote Biblical phrases or information off the Internet before you send your enemy to his/her death.
9. It doesn't matter if you're speaking in a completely foreign language; others will understand you directly.
10. Every baddy gets to deliver a monologue of great importance (Bill's superhero/alter-ego theory, Hans Landa's perception of the beastly rat, etc.), which means something serious is about to go down.
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